DON'T UNPLUG IT.
Obviously.
GLOBAL INFRASTRUCTURE // DEFINITELY SAFE
ONE CABLE.
EVERYTHING
CONNECTED.
Nobody knows where it starts.
Nobody knows where it ends.
Just don't unplug it.
FIG. 01 — THE CABLE
CABLE STATUSCONNECTED
INTEGRITY100%
SIGNAL100%
MEME FLOW69%
DOCUMENT 02-AEVERYTHING IS
EVERYTHING IS
CONNECTED.
Official cable topology. Probably accurate.
INTERNETCONNECTED ✓
XCONNECTED ✓
TELEGRAMCONNECTED ✓
BTCCONNECTED ✓
ETHCONNECTED ✓
SOLCONNECTED ✓
LIQUIDITYUNSTABLE ~
MEMESOVERLOADED ⚠
MARKETCONNECTED ✓
MANDATORY READING
CABLE RULES
DON'T CUT IT.
We tried.
DON'T ASK WHERE IT GOES.
Nobody knows.
DON'T TOUCH THE RED WIRE.
There is no red wire.
KEEP IT CONNECTED.
That's literally the whole job.
CLASSIFIED // NOT REALLYCABLE
CABLE
INCIDENTS
All incidents resolved by gently wiggling the cable.
INCIDENT #001CLOSED ✓
X CONNECTION LOST
Someone stepped on the cable.
REVIEWED BY: SOME GUYINCIDENT #002CLOSED ✓
LIQUIDITY FLUCTUATION
Cable was slightly bent.
REVIEWED BY: SOME GUYINCIDENT #003CLOSED ✓
BTC PING: 69ms
Nobody knows why.
REVIEWED BY: SOME GUYINCIDENT #004CLOSED ✓
MEME OVERLOAD
Too many memes entered the system.
REVIEWED BY: SOME GUYINCIDENT #005OPEN?
UNKNOWN SIGNAL
The cable made a weird noise.
REVIEWED BY: SOME GUYORIGIN FILE // UNKNOWNBEFORE
If the cable goes down,
WE KEEP IT CONNECTED.
BEFORE
EVERYTHING...
Before Bitcoin.
Before Solana.
Before memes.
There was a cable.
Nobody knows who installed it.
Nobody knows what it connects.
We only know one thing:
If the cable goes down,
everything goes down.
WE KEEP IT CONNECTED.FINAL INSTRUCTIONKEEP THE
KEEP THE
CABLE ALIVE.
ONE CABLE. EVERYTHING CONNECTED.